Sharp Shooting Pain in my Ass

Today's drip was slurped while hovering outside the presidents office. I was waiting to hear the solution as to how we were going to handle a current terror threat. While no one from my organization was in any immediate danger there were parts of our constituency who were greatly concerned with our proximity to the danger. It all turned out to be much adieu about nothing but city officials were not crying wolf. Dispite the eventual lack of danger I needed to abandon my cup halfway through to respond to the need for information. So now as I sit growing increasingly tired by the day. I probably would be ok right if I where able to finish that coffee.