Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Digital Drop

Eyes bulging from spending too much time in front of the screen, I finally have a complete email collection. Thats right all the major media outlets now have an inbox nice and empty for me. Yahoo was the last to get me, and I did hold out as long as I could. But yahoo groups needed me to get an email to see what people I know are up to. Staying organized now means having more than ever. Especially when it comes to user names and passwords. Honestly I can't even remember how i log into blogger. I just try my complex combinations of password/usernames until somehow the gates are unlocked. Maybe in heaven we'll just have one email, one inbox, one user name, and since its heaven... no passwords.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

my wayward drip-drop

So dispite my best intentions and lack of efforts I can't seem to make it to blogger once a day to record my sometimes multiple afternoon drips. Shame on me.

Today feel thin and transperent. I stayed extreemly late at the office to basically accomplish nothing but make a few scans and start a twitter account. I know if I can't blog why would I go twitter. Well no harm in trying is my motto.

http://twitter.com/MrDirby

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

it has already been a long week

There is an office supplies (or shipping) commercial where the guy in the office is always shouting about how busy he is. Yelling "CANT TALK" or "BUSY BUSY BUSY." I'm afraid this is what i have become. running around a small confined space yelling about expense reports and really doing no work at all, ever. i'm just wondering how long I can hold out until eventual burnout and deep psychotic irrationality.

I'm sure my coworkers think I'm snobby and self-centered, I honestly don't know the last time I had a conversation with someone at work that was outside of a task or need. I did find myself talking to a plant the other day... OK I lied I was actually talking to the copier. pleading and coaxing that it would dispense my documents qucikly and efficently.

so i'm drinking this drip out of a styrofoam cup in hopes that i'll be hospitalized and sent home on vacation.